APRIL 2018 MONTHLY HOROSCOPES
Pluto and Saturn are moving retrograde later in the month. Pluto is your ruler and he is currently in the sign of Capricorn. Rather unfriendly that. But Saturn hanging with his Homie Cappy is great, at least as great as Saturn gets. I figure it is a wash cosmically since they are traveling together up in the heavens. This may be indicative of some pretty intense reality checks for everyone on earth.
For you this is happening in the community area of your solar chart. If you know anything about astrology at all you might want to see where it is landing in your natal chart (the one that uses your exact birth data). You can get them for free several different places on the internet.
But speaking to your solar chart and the location it is in you may be involved in some major changes in your immediate neighborhood and community that may feel a little overwhelming. Some of you may be put into a place of some authority in your town. This is a great thing and can bring accolades as well as some major problems. If you are ill prepared for this type of responsibility then you could decide that early retirement is your best bet. In other cases you may be the only person qualified to really make things better. And if you aren't making them better, if you are imposing your will on others in a way that is arbitrary or misusing your power, my advice is that you stop. Immediately. Even if those around can't correct you, the Universe can and when the Universe steps in you will get royally thumped. Just sayin'.
Scorpios are a difficult lot to ascertain what plane of existence they dwell upon. Some of you are snakes. As in snakes in the grass and poison to all who interact with you. Others are overcomers that rise from the ashes of their life like the phoenix of ancient lore. And then there are the eagles. These folks are strong and fair and majestic in even their everyday menial activities. They touch people with the gifts they possess and can implement changes with wisdom and empathy. If you want the Universe to bless you, strive to be one of these, especially during times such as these.
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This is extremely funny. Given the Scorpio's I know personally, I only know one that was comfortable in the spotlight and even he was a little edgy. But this year, oh, you are the spokesman. And if you ain't and have no intention of being, well, you will regret it. Because the north node is inviting you very publicly to be front and center. Yes, you can decline this invitation. But it isn't so much of an invitation as a summons. You have been summoned to the top. Why? Figure it out fast!
Then, I have to dip down into your house of partnerships. Because that is where the commander of chaos is sitting and opposing your moon and Venus. There could be no bigger astrological cliche' than to have this and have a secret love. Not a small love, one that you really like. Love. LOVE. I hope you tell them soon because how else will they ever know? There is not nearly enough of it in this life and you need to spread it around as much as you can while you are here. We all do.
This can also be financial issue. Your partner may be making a tidy sum off of a government agency or through some secret society. And they can make more if they want but be careful until you are sure they aren’t taking money under the table.
Your fantasy life should be excellent. If not, then you may be more interested in money. If you see this in your chart and it is messing from the 12th and such like the solar chart is the ladies in your life got a secret. Maybe they built you a castle and are waiting to take you to it. Maybe they are pregnant and want to tell your wife. Don't think that is it? Well, then they may be hiding money. Or lovers. I don't know. You have all kinds of hidden stuff that defies the imagination. Own It.
At any rate, you will have a great dream life. You can see the future. Or at least see where you need to alter your behavior to make your future better. You do realize that is what all this mumbo jumbo is about right? Astrology is about informing you about the energy and then your applying it to your life to see when it might be a good time to do something. No big deal. We aren't rocket scientists. When the flow is there go with it. When it isn't, be adaptable.
I would advise that you don't get married on impulse this year. This may be bad advice. But I think you may be more subconsciously impulsive this year. Especially to a pretty or a handsome face.
Your career is front and center. The Universe wants you to pay attention to your career this year. In fact, you might be able to make the careers of others if you are the type to give back. You have the power. In fact, if Scorpios can overcome their inherent selfishness and pride, they get the deep stuff of life better than anyone else. You know how to truly save people. Make the destitute feel worthy and feel the will to go on and take up the challenge that is life.
Please never give that part of you up. That is the part people love about you best and we need your strength and unwavering emotional bond. Please help make this world better with your vision and your power to overcome.
2017 Yearly Horoscopes
Your solar chart has changed a great deal since last year. And this year it looks as if you could be in love. Or you wish that you could get someone to fall in love with you. Fortunately you have some amount of access to the person you are dreaming of, so you might be able to sway them. Just don't think you can do it without some well thought out romantic moves.
The other side of this energy, if you don't happen to be a hopeless romantic, is that you could be investing a lot of your hard earned money into something that you need to make sure you know is legit or not some kind of front for something icky. [Yes, "icky" is a technical term].
Your financial situation does look a bit dicey, and the same issues that were plaguing you last year have not changed. Easy money isn't in the cards for you. However, if you have made sound investments in the stock market that have been a bit stagnant for the past several years, you should see them bringing you a return now.
If you have to sell a home, you might be able to make a lot of money on it if you have lived there for a long time and your neighborhood has other houses that have maintained their value. Obviously.
Your energy level may be more subdued this year. Perhaps because you are more focused on your home life and the changes happening there. This may not leave you as much time as you would like to be at home.
You may be offered a job that requires you to travel or maybe you will get to work from home. If this is the case then you will want to make this space as comfortable and distraction free as possible.
All in all, your 2017 does look to be full of changes and more activity than you had last year. You will also seem more attractive to others and could bring an exciting new love or investment opportunity into your life. Mostly, I hope you have an enjoyable year that gives you laughter and love. And my best advice is to never, ever compromise your ideals. Take it from a hopeless romantic in an ivory tower...it pays to believe in miracles and mystics.
Finally Scorpio, some happy news comes your way. After all you’ve been through I think you deserve a year where you can at least take a full breath without hyperventilating. The past couple of years have been difficult due to Saturn transiting your sign, but you have said good-bye to your nemesis for quite a while.
You still have Mercury and the sun in your house of your personality and sense of self. This is an excellent placement for getting the word out about something, especially those things that you do that personify you. The only negative to this is you may seem a little terse to others as you communicate with them. I am being kind in using “terse” as a lot of the time your communication can be rather, well, blunt perhaps, in some cases to the point of obscenity laced diatribes. I completely get you. Sometimes you have to cuss because you can’t hit people. Well, you can but it is usually frowned upon.
If you work in a capacity where you sell your own wares or creations, or even if you are spokesman for some group, you can make your point precisely and succinctly. And in doing so you can make a great deal of money. This isn’t easy money. This is money you have worked hard for a long time to make. And not without some sacrifice, in fact, if you haven’t put your heart and soul into it, or at least all your effort for a long time, it is doubtful that your monetary rewards will be huge. This can turn into a regular income if you so choose and if you invest wisely it can take care of you in the years to come.
I don’t want to paint too many rainbows on your canvas at this point though since of all the zodiac signs, my Scorpion friends know that life just ain’t like that, at least not all the time. And according to your 3rd house any problems you have this year will likely stem from communications, short trips and commute, your chosen mode of transport, your neighbors or extended family. If you have a roommate they may suddenly move out.
Because the 3rd house tends to rule some of the periphery people in our lives, not that they aren’t very important to you in many cases, but because of this you may be a witness to other people experiencing some very intense feelings. Or in some cases a lack thereof, in which case you really need to run. There is a reptilian quality to a bit of the energy placed here and since you have a reverberation of this energy in your house of money, you may want to be very wary of anyone asking about your finances or by leaving valuables around with a roommate you don’t know if you can trust.
Because Mars is sitting at the lowest point in your chart there is also another indication of a move made by someone in your immediate environment or in your family, or perhaps by you. This will likely be a move to a place very different from your current locale. In fact it actually indicates a complete change in lifestyle. This is likely due to a change of job, so perhaps it may bring a great career opportunity!
The Universe is sending you opportunities to meet new groups of people or re-establish a connection with a group to which you belong, or once belonged. This is a good path for you to tread as it will open doors for you. You may prefer however to spend your time dating or participating in creative activities. This is fine but you really do need to try and expand into a professional organization if you are an artisan or musician, even if just to meet others who share your interests.
Jupiter is hiding out in the last house of the zodiac, which is actually a fairly protective placement. You will receive assistance, probably a great deal of it, from sources that are not known to you, at least at the time. Jupiter has a way of hitting a homerun in the 7th inning stretch, just when your team needs it most. So this year, expect some wonderful and mysterious things to come to you. Or you might just be saved from some dire circumstance related to all that 3rd house drama. Just know, you may have an angel on your shoulder this year who makes sure things turn out all right for you!
2015 Yearly Highlights
Happy 2015! You have a huge reason to have a celebration because Saturn will finally leave your sign this year. While Saturn visits our sign it is a trial by fire. What we think we know will be tested and who or what we thought we could rely upon may or may not be there. Saturn seems quite evil, but really he is merely testing our reality and if it has a basis in truth. If you passed through the last couple of years without any difficulties you are quite special. I have rarely seen anyone who did so.
On Christmas Eve of 2014 Saturn moved into Sagittarius leaving your sign and giving you a huge sigh of relief for the New Year. You should feel a general lightening of mood during the first three months of the year. On 3/15 Saturn will move into retrograde and by 6/16 will once again be within the domain of your sign. Therefore, essentially from the middle of March you will begin to feel the restrictive noose around your neck that is Saturn. Perhaps more soundly if perchance you have not learned the lessons the Universe was intent upon teaching you.
All of life on planet Earth is a learning field. We come here with deficiencies and deficits which have been Hand Chosen for us to learn. No one gets a bye in the tournament of life. We play our hearts out until we die. Hopefully wiser, more astute and with acceptance and humility. Saturn is an old hand at humility and making an ass of folks. In fact, I think it is his most favorite thing to do. Be very careful during this time my friends. Your toil is not over and will not be so until well after Saturn moves out of your sign in early August. The things you do this year are going to be on Saturn’s radar as will anything you did for the last two years. If you have merely coasted by, you will be found out. If you are hiding things, well, that too will be brought to light. But mostly it will be your character that is under fire. What does your heart think? (Yes dammit, hearts do think). Do you enjoy making others feel silly and stupid? Do you like to set people up to be made a fool of? This is an unsavory side of yourself and will be called out now. Saturn wants to know what you are made of and can you be counted on in a clutch situation? I hope for your sake you are solid, loving and genuine. Saturn does not like you overmuch right now, so what, no one likes him. He will be harder on you than others, such as those who share an element with him.
Okay, enough of the scary stuff. It is the New Year! And Yes, you will put Saturn and your foibles behind you and move forward into the light. This is a fantastic year to devote to learning about yourself and to begin to be seen as someone who “knows their stuff”. Whatever your “stuff” may be. Become the best at it that you can possibly be. Study, take seminars, travel if it will help. Whatever is necessary to help you learn what you need to know to be at the top of the heap in your field.
This is a year to build your fortunes or to rely on “old money” or monies you have already invested within well established companies. Your cash flow may be lessened or you may be on a fairly strict budget. If you are in need of extra money, an older person may be able to help you out.
Last year you had a great deal of energy being expended on networking and with our siblings and extended family. Some of this will have resulted in strife. This year you are free from these aggravations, at least the skirmishes. However, the dissonance may be lingering in cold war fashion. You can gain power through your communications, but do not under any circumstances misuse any power you may achieve. Gossiping is a huge no-no for you.
Now for some of the potential goodies of the year. You have the moon in your solar 10th house. This means you have the potential to be famous, or notorious, but we’ll go with the former. If you have ever wanted to be in the public spotlight this is a great year to attempt it. Even if you have not wanted it, you could find yourself getting your “15 minutes of fame”. This public acclaim can help you to gain wealth, so make sure what you are selling is fabulous.
Groups and friends will occupy much of your time this year and you will probably be invited to join groups in which you can meet people of influence. The north node is involved in this, so it is a rather fated kind of energy, and let no one ever tell you that fate is an essentially kind thing. Perhaps it will be helpful, and perhaps it will be awkward. A positive side is that you could meet a very beneficent, knowledgeable and useful partner while hob-knobbing amongst the masses. This is most likely to be a romantic liaison but could be a business or social connection.
If you are already partnered up, you may want to avoid overdoing your group activities. Your partner may be the one who is experiencing a great number of invitations to events which could cost you a lot of money to attend or cause you to over indulge in other ways. If you care what others think then you might want to be wary of any over-indulgences. If you are your own person and don’t give a crap what others think, then go and have fun. After the last few years I can think of no one who deserves it more. May you have a completely fabulous 2015.
2014 Yearly Horoscope
In every New Year we are given a new set of potentials via the cosmic world, and in the case of the simplistic world of horoscopes based upon generic solar charts, this is a truly fabulous thing for your astrologer. This is because, just as you get tired of reading the same prognostications, I can assure you, I get tired of writing them. So, Cheers to the New Year and the beginning of a new batch of solar energies for us to puzzle over.
The worst issue you will face as 2014 commences is that Saturn is still in your sign. Saturn will continue in your sign until late December of this year and then it will venture into Sagittarius. However, do not be complacent, as it will reenter your sign, due to retrogradation, on June 16th, 2015, staying until September 18th of that same year. This is a time to be aware of, or beware of, as the case may be. The four months in 2015 will glean how the Universe has weighed your growth during the cosmic taskmasters visit. Nothing with Saturn is easy, but it is prone to eliminate things from your life so you can see what is important and thereby simplify your existence or re-route your course.
The fabulous news? Venus, little lordette of happiness, minor windfalls, beauty and encounters with love will grace your solar sun all year. This is a huge protective energy and it will give you attracting ability for both love and money. The not so fabulous news is that Saturn is haunting this little duo…from a distance…but close enough to put the kabash on anything extraordinarily wonderful, unless you are older or very well trained. If you have passed Saturn’s arduous tests with flying colors, in which case, you are about to receive a motherload of goodies, encompassing all of Venus’ wonders and charms.
The house of communication, networking, short vacations, teachers (K-12 or remedial), commutes, roommates and your several block community has some very powerful players visiting this year. If you have worried about your current neighborhood being a little crime laden, you should move. If you are older you may find that the activities you once easily did have become more than you want to engage in anymore. If you have the sort of life where you hobnob with the rich and famous, you can add powerful and influential to your list this year. These energies are friends of yours and therefore they will be much more complimentary to you than others.
Your creative efforts can meet with some rather glamorous results, especially for those who have had to pave the way to their fortunes by overcoming a great difficulty or handicap. If you teach those who are wounded in some great way, this will also play out extremely well for you. For those with children, concentrating heavily on the first born, you could see a few problems, primarily with deceit or some lesser form of evasiveness. If this child is a teen or older offer encouragement for them if they are pursuing a job which entails they work with people who have difficulties ranging from addictions to disabilities. They are likely a gifted healer or teacher. Encourage them. The world does not have enough of these sorts to go around as it is and these jobs are taxing sometimes. Be there for them so they can persevere to make the world a better place.
Your workplace could undergo some pretty significant changes. In some cases this might mean some sort of ending. This isn’t something the majority of you should worry about, but it would probably be a good idea to have an exit plan, both literally and figuratively. Oh, and take care of your ankles. I am telling you all of this because you have Uranus conjunct the south node in your 6th house this year. For some this is a very difficult thing. Whatever happens, it will happen quickly and quite suddenly.
On a more positive note, sometimes the south node brings a latent gift or one which has been accumulated through good works and divine intervention. While accompanied by Uranus, planet of chaos, genius and belly laughs, there is a wonder of possibilities for you. Some will experience this at work, in your mundane routines. Someone could become part of your world that is not seemingly of great consequence yet makes an indelible difference, bringing profound insight and elation. This person might come to you on your daily visit to a coffee shop, grocery store or any other place you frequent as a regular part of your day to day life.
The same could happen due to an unexpected addition to your family by way of a pet. You may not want this pet; they may just take up residence. However, if you are receiving the deep blessings of this configuration, they will bring light to your life on its darkest days. At any rate, do not turn away any unexpected and unusual vestige which deigns to visit you this year. Be it biped, quadruped, or anything in between. This interaction could be one of the great joys of your life.
As we move into your house of partnerships, you have the fluid and fluctuating moon here this year. If you are scouting for a life partner, you will probably be drawn to someone with domestic or nurturing skills or who will take care of you (for a change). Some of you will wish for a partner primarily so you can become a parent. Not a bad reason as long as everyone is on board and agreeable.
If you are older and well ensconced in a committed relationship, then you or your partner may take on a more care giving role. Hopefully if you are the one needing this kind of care you have chosen wisely in a life companion. No one takes care of you as well as someone who truly loves you, even if that love is rather time worn.
I’ve known a lot of older folks, and am fairly well enmeshed in their ranks, but while we may not be spry and agile, inside we still feel much the same as we did when we were much younger. My best advice to those who feel stifled in a seemingly ancient relationship is to make sure at least one time a day you are what may deemed as loveable, sweet, gentle, thoughtful and such. If you know they like fluffy, warm towels when they get out of the shower… supply them on occasion (or you can buy them one of those towel warmers I’ve seen in magazines). If you know they detest loading the dishwasher, you make sure you do that little chore. It doesn’t have to be a big thing, just a simple kindness. My hope for you is that you have at least one other soul to look after yours.
Jupiter will grace the uppermost sector of your solar chart this year, making bosses quite benevolent and opportunities for advancement abundant. If you are not happy in your current position, you may want to seek out someone you are close friends with to see if they are aware of any other options. Regardless of what you do, you will likely be happy in your position this year and could find your supervisory skills expanded in a very large fashion. The only problem here might come if bosses try to saddle you with more work than you can, or should have to handle.
The last major grouping of energies is hiding out in your house of secrets. The planet of intellectual pursuits is here, as is the north node, the harbinger of that which you should pursue. You could decide to begin studying a subject which is rather obscure or just do some research on your own time. There is a big possibility that others will wish to tell you their confidences and secrets. There are few who can be trusted to keep a secret more than you Scorpio, but don’t let others burden you with their problems.
Any decisions you make this year need to be definitive Scorpio. There can be no wishy-washy pronouncements or verdicts. Be practical but don’t forget to listen to your heart. When we follow our heart we may not get the best outcome, but we will get the one we can live with and for which we will have few regrets when our time here is done.
I hope you will have an absolutely fabulous year, with fun and prosperity raining down on your world. Please remember to say a prayer for those who are less fortunate, especially the kids with cancer.
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