APRIL 2018 MONTHLY HOROSCOPE
You have the lords of darkness moving into retrograde in your solar chart house of gambling, investments, true love and love affairs, children and entertainment. Needless to say you may not be having that great of a time at any kind of fun filled evening you attend. Which is actually sad since Virgos tend to have every right to have a good time given they tend to have to sacrifice a lot in their lives. Of course, no one would ever know this since they aren't whiners like some of the water signs or blowhards like some of the air signs or bullies like some of the fire signs. Just know that having fun isn't likely to turn out that fun for the next few years and love affairs, well they are probably scavengers at best and torturers at worst.
Does that paint a dismal picture? Okay, the up side is that your conservative investments will pan out and your creative abilities can take flight and bring you fulfillment to a much greater extent than your personal life will. Virgos are pragmatic and can accept that romance is dead and relying on superficial interactions is less than astute.
The biggest worry with this energy is your children. This energy is very somber but since it occurs in a fellow earth sign you may actually see your kids growing up to be exemplary adults. In fact, they may obtain positions of power that elevate them to a very lofty place indeed. Which on the surface seems quite wonderful, but also puts them in a spotlight that can be dangerous or taxing upon their souls. Hopefully you have prepared them adequately for the road they may be traversing.
In other cases, you child may be having problems with authority to the point that they are not going to meld into society and be a functioning adult. Usually discipline problems start at home and going overboard with it is bad as is being too lenient. Mostly, it all depends on the kid. What works with one isn't likely to work with the other. Therefore you can't use a cookie cutter approach to child rearing. You have to know them and be able to guide them gently in the directions they need to follow to eventually become independent. These retrograde energies are allowing you a time to meditate on this and see plainly where you might have gone wrong and where you are doing things very right.
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2017 Yearly Horoscopes
You have some pretty significant changes in your solar chart this year, which is good for feeling energized in new areas of your life and obtaining a fresh start.
You may want to work on an exercise regime this year, maybe just some simple stretching or if you are up for it yoga is really relaxing as well as good for your core body structure. Whatever you do that is active will help you a lot.
Your partners finances may bring about some unexpected assistance to your overall bottom line. You may also find out that they have negotiated quite a nice deal which will by default assist you.
You do have several of the houses in the lower quadrant of your solar chart that are mostly maintaining their position from last year. Though the emotional moon has moved out of your speculative and love affair chart: Meaning that last year you likely were pursued by someone with an irrational emotional quotient.
Neptune is still residing in your solar house of partnerships and you may be dealing with a number of things with regard to your partner because of this. Neptune is very romantic and indicative of the faith required for true love. On a less mushy note, it may also mean that you find a business partner or personal partner that you can collaborate with on a very energetic or thought provoking project.
Another positive regarding your house of partnerships is that the south node has moved out of it. The south node is a point of destiny, and for those that don't misuse it, it brings a blessing to you when you most need it. When overused (most people overuse it btw) it brings rather bad auspices and in this case you may have encountered someone last year that was a very bad person. This person is now gone and hopefully you will never have to see them again.
The most significant placement in your chart is the moon, and she is sitting at the top of your chart. In a natal chart this brings some sort of public appeal or fame. You may receive multiple offers if you are looking for a job or you may be given a big promotion.
Additionally, you have a lot of hidden protection this year. You may even receive a marriage proposal or some other type of happy news, though you will likely want to keep whatever comes your way to yourself.
My biggest and best blessings to you my fellow Virgos. We never get an easy chart, such is the plight of those in service to the world. But we do get other "stuff" that certainly makes up for it!
Happy New Year! You have your ruler hiding on your new solar chart ascendant but yet hidden in your 12th house of dreams, visions and creepy crap. Additionally, you have an exceptional energy involving unexpected events related to your art or your love. Love from afar, someone liking your art from another world. This isn't necessarily a great energy but no energy is ever as simple as all that, we can use any energy well, but some energies take a lot more effort than others. This is being thrust upon you and is an energy lacking an element of control from your end.
You have extremely powerful energy in your house of entertainment, children and all creative endeavors and investments. Your financial world is definately an area which you might expound upon if you are any good at investing. Just don't even try if you aren't. The stock market is not a slot machine. You may get lucky, but you won't get rich. Not unless you actually have the analytical skill to pick a winner.
You will find emotional attachements this year if they have been lacking in your life, and even if they haven't. If you have never had an intense affair of the heart then you may be in the gambit for one. I pity you. lol No, I don't, this is cool, but not likely lasting. Just live through it and you will never forget it.
You can find financial advantage if you can team up with someone this year. This is likely to be an international business opportunity. Though those from your current locale may want a piece of you too. Depends on how intelligent you are I guess. But remember, some folks are very disturbed by true intelligence and need to use their superficial power to control it.
Your new 2018 solar chart is very complicated. Along with many others, these are some of the more involved solar charts I have seen in a while. I wish I knew what it meant for you, but I do not. The basics of living in the Universe aren't really as complicated as your chart though. What have you done? How much have you suffered? How many tragic deaths have you seen? How many injustices? How many times have you had to fight for your life and your very existance? How many times have you actually prayed to die for someone else or been willing to put your life out there to save another? Tally that shit up before you think you are "all that".
Virgos. My friends. You serve or you suffer. NEVER forget it. But suffering is the bomb as far as spiritual advancement. And no one puts themelves through that on purpose. I promise they don't. Don't you either. You are better than that. People love you. You'll never accept that because most Virgos are born broken. It's your thing. Use your gifts and it is okay to keep us all grounded but remember to let us all fly too. You get grace from releasing others too. Which is way harder than holding on...this too I promise you.
Your best energy this year is that through your closest relationships you can find some of the purest love in this world. Yeah. This is from the eternal cynic. Love is out there, but you have to be open to it and this love can make you reach Nirvana. Find a collaborator. Find a soul on the same destiny as yours. Travel together. With the same goals. If you have this, you are blessed beyond measure. I pray you find this person. I pray we all do and hope you will be especially thankful if you already have.
February Monthly Horoscopes
As Jupiter moves into retrograde motion on the 5th you may want to reassess your fluid resources a bit. Someone around you may want to get you to join them in some type of job that they want you to fund. Unfortunately this person doesnít look like they are the least bit reliable and might even be a scammer.
If you need to make some cash you could call upon an old friend for assistance, or perhaps your dad or a sibling might be able to help you out. Though it is just as likely they will need to call upon you for the same reason if you are the one with the more stable finances.
Romance isnít looming large for most of us this Valentineís day. This isnít to say that we will be bereft of hearts and flowers, but sexy does seem to be more the thing and established relationships are going to have more fun than those still looking for love.
December 2017 Horoscopes
If you are looking to have a baby, you may happily find out you will be welcoming in a new family member by next Christmas. This is especially true if you are a little older. The other option is that you may make some good long term investments or receive a return on them.
Romance is the other underpining of this energy. This is most likely for those that are older but may also bring someone that is either powerful or quite well established financially. This is a serious relationship but not one bound by marriage. Some people don't need marriage to be in a completely committed relationship, others do. However this is a very passionate relationship and isn't likely to be ended or forgotten easily.
Of course you may also be involved in an affair that is very intense even though you are married. Probably you are married to someone that is absent in some way or just doesn't really care what you do. However, if this is your situation you may get an ultimatum from your lover this Christmas. I hope the rock is really big but I hope that doesn't help make your decision.
Jupiter has been in your sign since last August and has been bringing you its assistance and expanding your perspective. Mercury, your ruler, will be joining up with it to give you opportunities to travel abroad, expand your communication and might bring some sort of contract work your way if you are so inclined.
For those who are in sales or are a spokesperson you will have no problem making ends meet and probably making a tidy profit. This is further indicated by Venus being in your house of money. However, you also have the moon here and this will cause you fluid resources to be impacted, perhaps positively, but it does look like you may be spending quite a bit on things for your home or kids.
The house in your solar chart that shows your home an immediate family is hosting a difficult conjunction but it is in freedom loving and happy Sagittarius so perhaps some of the down side of the restrictive and bold energy will be mitigated. The best use of this will be to do some home project that requires some extra muscle. If you would like to build a house, this might be an excellent year to do so.
Others may see the departure or arrival in your home of an older male, though it looks as if this could be because they are going on an adventure of some kind. For some of you your oldest may be moving out to go to college or take a job a very long way from home. This is a good thing for this person an while you will miss them, you should be able to find enough to do around your home and with the rest of your family to keep you busy enough not to miss them.
You have a lot of power this year in dealing with your creative endeavors and an speculative ventures in which you are involved. You also will be able to be extremely focused on any artistic work you are doing. If you work in a financial capacity in the stock market or in the entertainment industry you will probably be rubbing elbows with some extremely authoritative or dictatorial types. You may not want to be part of this kind of atmosphere or maybe you will find it enthralling. Most Virgos wouldnít but to each his own.
Neptune is still in our house of partnerships, which can mean a lot of things, some of them not so good. Neptune is a very idealistic sign and you may actually find the perfect relationship for you this year, though it is more likely that this is an already well established relationship. A very few of you will have problems with a partner who is being deceptive. But the biggest likelihood is that you and your partner are able to read one anotherís thoughts, finish each otherís sentence and basically live insides one anotherís head on occasion. The longer youíve been together, the more likely this will be.
If you wish to find a business or life partner this year, you may meet some potential candidates but you may want to get to know them slowly so that you understand them as they may be rather vague or hard to pin down about their life. Doesnít mean they are hiding anything and could just mean they donít have a lot to talk about in general.
All in all, your chart looks better than some this year and you will have lots of things to keep you occupied.
2015 Yearly Highlights
As I sit here in my Eagles t-shirt in the middle of the night listening to ďTequila SunriseĒ, I acknowledge that I have waited until the very last minute to finish these missives to you and that you, my Virgo compatriots, are my final entry. I intrinsically know why I do so. The lot of a maligned soothsayer is bent at best. We knowÖand WE KNOWÖand we are so wrong sometimes it is laughable. Makes us a bit quirky. I donít look at the charts of people for whom I play a part in their life anymore. It hurts too much. Mine included. Yet, here we are and here I am. A double Virgo for which even a measly little generic solar chart carries weight by sign. SoÖ Here. We. Go.
You are protected this year by the benevolence of Jupiter. This is not a small thing, this is a huge thing my lovelies. Jupiter is my personal chosen mascot for a number of reasons, primarily because he has the most potential for bringing good things and good people into our lives. Even when he is bad, he gets it over quickly. He doesnít make you suffer like planets such as Neptune, Pluto or Saturn do. Suffering is my least favorite attribute of the human condition. Iíve seen his work. I hate him for it.
Jupiter will lend to you an opportunity which is in direct opposition of those closest to you. These people include your spouse, your best friend and your business partner. In some cases it will bring a partner into your sphere that is quite unlikely. I say this as ďSimon and GarfunkelĒ come onto the scene in my earbuds. These two gentlemen are the epitome of this energy. Beautiful music, dysfunctional relationship. Regardless, it is probably a good idea to pursue it even with its faults because you will make beautiful music together.
Taken alone, the Jupiter conjunction to your solar sun is a fabulous auspice. This is protective and decent and helpful. Donít become arrogant with it. This is Jupiterís worst attribute. If you can, be benevolent, definitely do this. Also, no second trips to the buffet.
Your money house says that the only way you will gain financially this year is through your intellect. Which is, contrarily enough, a no brainer. The communication sector is friendly to you and is definitely worth pursuing. As is any intellectual endeavor from writing to research. In fact, you are supposed to do this. The north node beckons you quietly here, but his summons are less inviting than that of the south node. The node of the past. Of all that is easy and expected. The easy road lies in the past, perhaps family money or even from a partner. The sirens song of the south node only works for those who are blessed by all theyíve accomplished or by the struggles from the past. Really Virgo, it doesnít matter. You got this. I donít know a Virgo who hasnít done more than their fair share and overcome an awful lot. Our lot is to serve or suffer. We do it gladly. Like a moth to a flame we do the hard stuff and never even think about it. Keep writing, keep reading, keep analyzing your situation.
You do have one area of your communication which appears to be a bit austere. Perhaps you know a few things that others in your life would prefer you would just shut up about. If you are talented enough that this is an issue you can give them a lot of assurance that they are so boring that you wouldnít even think about writing about them, except perhaps in fiction. Even then, they would merely be a character actor no one would remember. Your neighbors and extended family are not folks you want to have much to do with this year. They donít like you. Mostly they are afraid of you. Let them wallow in their own problems and absolutely do not allow them access to you. Make them prove they are trustworthy will have your back no matter what. Mostly make sure they arenít annoying you on purpose, because there really is no good reason for it except perhaps the attention they get for it or worse yet, personal gain.
One of the last big movements in your solar chart is that of the moon to the pinnacle of your solar chart. The ancients say this is a foreboding of fame or infamy. Virgos, in general, are not fame seekers. This isnít to say we donít like attention and as any life form, we can thrive in it. Give a plant water, nutrients and humidity and it will be a happy camper. Therefore, if you are talented and praiseworthy, you may be in the spotlight. I wish you well. Virgo, listen up. This is your year. If your works are exceptional they will be noticed. Such things scare the bejebers out of me but you are made of much better stuff than I am. You are special. Believe it. Relish in it. You havenít had such good auspices in over a decade. Live it, love it and allow yourself happiness.
Lastly, there is a bit of a freaky thing in your solar house of secrets. Looks like a couple. Hugely creepy couple. Spies, mercenaries or some such. Sneaks are not worthy of your attention and you should do everything you can to annihilate them. From another perspective, perhaps you have taken on a love interest or financial scheme that you are hiding. Yes, it is hidden now, but it is pure slime. I have a personal anathema against anything you have to hide. Secrets only beget sadness and guilt. If you canít do it in the open, then it will eat at you. Secret love affairs are a bad idea this year, as is hiding money. If you can be honest and put your love in the open, well, then this is your year Virgo. I doubt you will have another like this in your life. I implore you to pursue your gifts, your loves and your life to the utmost of your ability. I give you my blessings my soul mates. May you find someone who fulfills you and makes you happy. We really canít ask for more that after all.
2014 Yearly Horoscope
Your new solar chart has a few changes which hopefully will bring some good things your way. It is unfortunate that your ruler, Mercury, has left your solar first house. You had additional power in your communication, analytical and communication skills, so this may be one of the negatives of this yearís solar chart. However the moon has also vacated the 1st house, which I think is probably a plus. So we will call this a draw.
However, there is some truly wonderful news for your solar 1st house in that Venus, planet of love, money, charm, beauty and friends will just barely cross over your solar ascendant. Venus will give you protection from any malcontents who might be lurking in your world. You wonít be unassailed, but their evil doings wonít be able to hinder your positive reviews. I would advise that you find out who these malcontents are and lay bare their vices and foibles given theirs have to do with Neptune, planet of liars, con men, thieves and degenerates.
Venus will give you added attracting abilities and an element of protection to your health. If you work in a field involving beauty, decorating and even finance you will do quite well. You can charm your way into any board room and not just because you are a pretty face. Venus being in Virgo means you actually have analytical and intellectual skills as well.
Mercury moved out of your solar 1st house and into your house of money. You may be communicating about your finances more this year. If you need to make money, use your intellect and communication skills to rake in the big bucks. You might also be asked to do a little contract work.
The north node has landed in your solar 2nd house with Mercury, making it necessary that you spend some time focusing on your finances. You may not be comfortable in this realm, but it would be good to understand a little more about investing and such.
There are a few tribulations in your house of roommates, commutes, teachers, vehicles, mobility, extended family, neighbors and short trips. For every step you take forward you will take at least one back. The people you deal with are likely rather severe, mean or perhaps even beyond a Neanderthal level of obtuse. I wouldnít waste a lot of time dwelling on these things, it just isnít worth the trouble.
If you have creative talent you will be able to focus on this area of your life again this year. If you are a writer, detective novels would be a good bet. Whatever your talent is you may be a little intense about it. Since this house also rules entertainment and investments you may want to mellow out a little about the newest movie or video game coming out.
If you have kids you need to be aware they are probably going to be a little obsessive in some way. This is actually fairly normal for a kid to be involved in some whim or another, often to extremes. I guess it is all those raging hormones. For the most part if you just let them be it will pass with little more damage than holes in your walls where they pinned up their latest heartthrob. One area you might want to watch out for is your child being picked on, or picking on others. If you have several kids, make sure the older one is not bossing the younger one around too much.
Your 6th house has the planet of emotions within it. Virgos have the disturbing mantra associated with their sign that says they must ďserve or sufferĒ. I donít like this, but so far I have not seen the lack of truth in it. The problem with this kind of service is that often you just canít see an end to the problems or you canít get the predicaments of your fellow earthly souls out of your head when you go to bed at night. From my perspective, which is one that is trained in service, the bottom line is that many people, not all, but most, are in the situation they are in because they have made choices in their life that led them there or did nothing to get them out of the terrible dilemma in which they were born. This isnít their fault necessarily, but more importantly, it isnít yours. Being emotionally moved about anotherís plight is certainly a worthy and very human response to seeing the suffering of people. Finding a way to help these people is a wonderful aspiration. But donít let it take a negative toll on you. You canít help anyone if you lose your perspective.
You may work with someone this year who is very nurturing or who is emotionally unstableÖperhaps both. They certainly are not mutually exclusive. It goes without saying that you probably donít want to spend any more time with this person than necessary. Also, donít let people with a life sucking force get near you. You are still operating on a somewhat sensitive level this year and you canít afford to waste your energy on one of these vampires.
Make sure you keep hydrated this year if you are out in any kind of extreme temperatures or if you participate in sports. The moon rules the bodily fluids, as well as the breasts and stomach. You may find you have a few tummy ailments this year which can probably be traced to a liking for some type of foreign cuisine, too much stress or medications.
Neptune is still in its own sign of Pisces this year, which is one of the nicer items of note within the cosmic world. This planet is still in your house of business partnerships, best friends and marriage.
Those in committed relationships may find that they are aware of the others thoughts without speaking, which is a lovely occurrence when it happens. Others may find that they donít understand their partner the way they used to, and if you are of the older set, this might stem from your partner having a decline in their health. Almost everyone has a few memory problems as they get older, so while it is not what we want to have happen to someone we love, it certainly isnít unusual. Do what you can to mitigate the effects and put some measures in place to keep the problems it causes at a minimum. Making lists helps with day to day activities.
For those looking for a long term mate, you may be reacquainted with someone you knew only in passing several years ago. You will be attracted to those who seem somewhat mysterious. They might have big eyes the color of water or deep, dark and fathomless. This can be a true love match, so take the time to get to know them if you can.
Others will have problems with their mates which take up the very negative attributes of Neptune and are some of the worst for relationships as they encompass lying and using others. This probably will only happen for a small percentage of Virgos since few are able to fly under your flim-flam radar. Donít write off a somewhat odd and evasive sort too quickly as they may just be a deep thinker and bring you some of the most sublime happiness in your life.
Uranus, keeper of weirdoes and chaotic scenes is teaming up with the south node in your house of power this year. You still have a great deal of charisma because of this, but I wouldnít use it overmuch since the south node is prone to making gifts we overuse rather off putting.
Your taxes are a bit of an oddity this year and you need to pay special attention to whomever you have doing them for you. They may be brilliant, so donít breathe down their neck, but they also might be a little fast and loose with the deductions, and these can turn out badly for you.
Your career house is empty, but that doesnít mean there is nothing going on in it. In fact, you are blessed in having Mercury making sure you get rewarded for whatever you are doing career wise. If you are looking for work, communications and jobs requiring some sort of travel are good areas to look in to, as are the beauty and hospitality industries.
You have Lucky Jupiter hiding out in your house of secrets all year. This isnít the best place for him, but it certainly isnít the worst either because he functions here as a sort of guardian angel. This is because Jupiter is quite at home in this house, liking to do his good works in a more anonymous fashion from time to time. If you have problems and you canít quite figure out what is going on or who the culprit is, Jupiter is wonderful at being your champion and knocking a few imbeciles heads together who deign to mess with one of his peeps.
You can have very extravagant dreams this year, perhaps even cavorting with angels or talking to people you admire. Make sure you write your dream wanderings down upon waking because you can glean many insights from them.
I hope you will have an absolutely fabulous year, with fun and prosperity raining down on your world. Please remember to say a prayer for those who are less fortunate, especially the kids with cancer.
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